The Extreme Republic of Declo - flag

Da da da da, here is my country's flag.


Thanks mommy for making it for me in Photoshop.

Introducing the Extreme Republic of Declo

Capital: Declo City
Population: 1,923,997

A few facts about the E. R. of Declo:

• It is against the law to sleep outside on a bed without wearing PJs.
• Declo celebrates National Plug Your Nose Day.
• Declo borders the Republic of Amarantia.
  

More jokes

1. What do robots do for lunch?
2. Robin asked if Batman knew what the special day was for, and Batnan knew. It was a day for:
   
1. A birth date
   
2. Going inside the closet
   
3. Jumping in space
   
4. Being a maniac for 24 hours

(Editor's note: Answer 2b is kind of funny, but of course Declan doesn't get the implication.)

Jokes

What kind of berry do bananas not like?

What did the car say to the road?

Say this 20 times fast: blue banana bat busters!

What did the sand say to the water?

What do fireworks say?

Clues

1. What is small and lays eggs?
2. What is hard and white?
3. What is big and drinks the same water as us?
4. What is big and does not exist?
5. What is 1+1=?
6. True or false: Sharks can eat us on purpose.

That is all I can think of!

Watching Michael Jackson videos

According to Declan, there are two Michael Jacksons.

I was showing him one of the many Dancing Machine videos on Youtube when he said, "You know, it's like there are two Michael Jacksons, even though I know there's only one."

When pressed about what he meant, Declan said, "His skin is different! One is brown and one is peach!"

I guess this is where I say, "Oh, snap!"

Anyway, here are Declan's two favourite Michael Jackson videos, one from his brown days and one from his peach.

Ten things about my sis

1. She is cute.
2. She gives kisses to me.
3. She makes cute sounds.
4. She has pretty eyes.
5. She is 9 months old.
6. She likes to play.
7. She loves strawberries.
8. She cuddles.
9. She likes blankets.
10. She loves me.
    

This is a picture I took of us.

The Missing Ruby, Part 1

One day, Tom bought a ruby at the jewelry store. But when he came home, the ruby was missing! He searched for it everywhere, but he couldn't find it. He went back to the store and asked if it was there.

"No, it is not here," the cashier answered. Then, Tom saw the ruby on the road. He tried to pick it up but then it started moving!

Tom noticed a rope on the sidewalk. He used the rope to lasso the ruby, but he could not catch it. The ruby was gone!

"It is gone," Tom said. "Now where is it?"

Tom went back home to watch Robot Rumble. Suddenly he saw something red, shining on the seat beside a man on the TV screen...

"It is the ruby!" Tom exclaimed. Then it disappeared again.

"I will get that ruby," said Tom.

TO BE CONTINUED

Le premier petit cochon

The snout and curly tail (made from egg carton and painted) for Declan's role as the first little pig in a play for French class.

I found a sweet beet

2,000,000,000,000 years ago...Remember, this is a fictional story

A boy named Tom found a sweet beet outside in his mom's garden.

"A beet," Tom said. He picked it up and threw it away. Then, he wanted to make something with wood. He wanted to make a house.

But he needed the beet! He found the beet and he tasted it. Then he was ready to build. He asked for some wood.

Clank clank!!

He had yummy pancakes.

He was finished. ''Now for some stuff,'' he said, "like toys and food, posters and paint.''

Tap tap tap.

"Done," Tom said. "Now let's take photos."

He went to show to his mom. ''Wow!" she said.

THE END