Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, August 17, 2009

More jokes

  1. What do robots do for lunch?
  2. Robin asked if Batman knew what the special day was for, and Batnan knew. It was a day for:
    1. A birth date
    2. Going inside the closet
    3. Jumping in space
    4. Being a maniac for 24 hours
(Editor's note: Answer 2b is kind of funny, but of course Declan doesn't get the implication.)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Jokes

What kind of berry do bananas not like?

What did the car say to the road?

Say this 20 times fast: blue banana bat busters!

What did the sand say to the water?

What do fireworks say?